All this fuss about the wrong confession. Rory Stewart’s admission that he smoked opium at a wedding in Iran so as not to look rude is the most Tory, and indeed the most British, admission of drug use imaginable. Yet at least as much attention ought to be paid to Jeremy Hunt’s chortling on the same day that “I think I had a cannabis lassi when I went backpacking through India”.

The first thing to say about this is that it’s a bit fishy. I, too, travelled in India in my early twenties, where my experiences were what Hunt’s erstwhile boss David Cameron might have called “perfectly normal”. Bhang lassi — cannabis yoghurt — was common in backpacker haunts and often legal, being for many people (albeit…